Monday, August 8, 2011
your my you're mine supah luvbah!
Im going to Brunei.
And that
sucks totally.
TOP 5 WAYS HOW I'LL DIE IN BRUNEI
No.5 - The Scorpions and spiders
Me take off boots to air my feet.
HERE COMES THE SPIDER that really likes the smell of my foot!
Spider crawl its way inside the boots.
Me put on boots.
Spider bite/kiss/peck/lick/french kiss/poke/sexually harress my foot
Me die.
No.4 The River...
Whats the speed of the water travelling in the river again?
I forgot but I'll probably get swept away.
Then maybe I end up on some random island
Lost much?
No.3 The Snakes
Python, cobra, green shit face snake and all watever posionous badass snake u can find in Brunei.
BUT FEAR NOT
Voldemort is
my friend WAHAHAHAHAHA!!
No.2 The Weather
Intense heat kills people. Nuff said.
No.1 The Crocodile...
I really hate crocodiles...
They have thick skin.. as thick as py's leg i think =P
They bite like how Barney bites. But not as dumb as Barney.
Their shit is as smelly as Shit. (sorry rh ^^)
They are as big as OLD winson! But not cute like Winson at all.
They can do the death roll so nicely like how Miss ky dances
They are NOT as short as jonus but grumpy like Jonus.
They plan every detail on how to eat me like how Bird plans his future with Ms Bird
Crocodiles = BITCH + REPTILES - HERBIVORE
& finally..
Conclusion:
FUCK MY LIFE
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I'll survive for you.
